Campus Chameleon

I don’t think you’re ready yet…

campuscham — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 03:35:47 +0000

Girl: Is Korea in Europe?

- College orientation

campuscham — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 22:12:01 +0000

Lady 1: The Hangover was a pretty funny movie.

Lady 2: I’m still recovering from the naked scenes in Forgetting Sarah Marshall!

-Pool

campuscham — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 02:30:53 +0000

“Wow, did you know that guy? Because if not, you just got raped.”

-Hallway

campuscham — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 01:00:09 +0000

Ghetto boy: What’s Barnes and Noble’s? … A restaurant?

-School Library

campuscham — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:51:45 +0000

Girl 1: You can buy dildos at the grocery store?

Girl 2: What’s a dildo?

-Writing class

campuscham — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 22:35:11 +0000

Girl: Are you talking?

Guy: No, wait, shit, I wasn’t currently but now I am.

-Phone call

campuscham — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:41:27 +0000

Student: The Civil war was in the 60′s, right?

campuscham — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 21:07:00 +0000

Girl: Does the word holiday have a capital “h”?

-In the cafeteria

campuscham — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:01:10 +0000

Girl: Uh, do we live in North America?

-Sociology class

campuscham — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 04:28:37 +0000

Kid: [responding to his mother] But dad said I have to wear swim shoes to go off the diving board.

Mother: That’s not really a rule, that’s just something your dad said.

-Pool