Campus Chameleon http://campuschameleon.wordpress.com Sat, 20 Jun 2009 03:37:50 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/ce5baee9f76d2be8f8632655f73b2fea?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png Campus Chameleon http://campuschameleon.wordpress.com I don’t think you’re ready yet… http://campuschameleon.wordpress.com/2009/06/19/i-dont-think-youre-ready-yet/ http://campuschameleon.wordpress.com/2009/06/19/i-dont-think-youre-ready-yet/#comments Sat, 20 Jun 2009 03:35:47 +0000 campuscham http://campuschameleon.wordpress.com/2009/06/19/i-dont-think-youre-ready-yet/ ]]>

Girl: Is Korea in Europe?

- College orientation

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Lady 1: The Hangover was a pretty funny movie.

Lady 2: I’m still recovering from the naked scenes in Forgetting Sarah Marshall!

-Pool

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“Wow, did you know that guy? Because if not, you just got raped.”

-Hallway

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Ghetto boy: What’s Barnes and Noble’s? … A restaurant?

-School Library

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Girl 1: You can buy dildos at the grocery store?

Girl 2: What’s a dildo?

-Writing class

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Girl: Are you talking?

Guy: No, wait, shit, I wasn’t currently but now I am.

-Phone call

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Student: The Civil war was in the 60’s, right?

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Girl: Does the word holiday have a capital “h”?

-In the cafeteria

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Girl: Uh, do we live in North America?

-Sociology class

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Kid: [responding to his mother] But dad said I have to wear swim shoes to go off the diving board.

Mother: That’s not really a rule, that’s just something your dad said.

-Pool

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