Sounds like him

(The class is discussing the Crusades)

Teacher: So yeah, all the armies burned and pillaged the innocent villages, “in the name of the Lord.”

Student: That’s a stupid reason.

Teacher: Well, it’s times like that, we take out our bracelets. What Would Jesus Do? Rape, burn, pillage.

What a plan

[Teacher explaining a hurricane or tornado drill]

Teacher: If we get an announcement telling us to evacuate, we go to the english hall and wait for death to come.

We’ll take your word for it

Teacher: [Got gum on his hand from a student desk] Yuck, I never remember putting gum under a desk in school. [Sarcasticly to class] You should try putting your hand in someone’s gum, it’s a great feeling.
-H US history

Just drop out of school already!

Student: The gay race has had to put up with so much.
[Class bursts into laughter.]

Sounds like fun to me

Teacher: We are going to be so busy this week! You will feel like a cat with one leg, trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond.
-AP english