Archive for February, 2008
Cute but wrong
Teacher: What is that site you young people go to so often? Is it Myface.com?
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Crikey
Student: Have you ever watched “The wild Thornberry’s”?
Aussie Teacher: Yes, I have.
Student: You sound like Nigal!
[Aussie Teacher not too thrilled, hits student upside the head with a roll of paper.]
-Library
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In your dreams.
Girl: I love french class.
Guy: Hey, what does “Voulez vous couche avec moi.” mean?
Girl: It means, “Will you sleep with me.”
Guy: So…. voulez vous couche avec moi? 
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Geography expert
Student: I never knew Alaska was there on the map, no wonder it is counted as a state.
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Dumb blonde
Girl: Is Germany in the United States?
Guy: You are the stupidest person I know, seriously.
-H marine science
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Kerchoo?
[During a test, so it is all quiet]
Student 1 sneezes three times.
Student 2: Bless you.
Student 1: Thank you.
Studnet 3: Bless you.
Student 1: Thanks.
Student 2: Wait, was that a sneeze or a cough?
Student 3: Idk… a sneeze?
Student 1: Yes. Ugh.
-H US History
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We laugh in the face of danger
[Teacher is informing the students of some stormy weather]
Teacher: Now.. I don’t want to upset anyone, but last time i checked, Tennesee had a bodycount.
[Students laugh]
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Major Misunderstanding
Teacher: what is a sport you kids like to play these days?
[Silence]
Teacher: Well, I like to shoot some skeet every once in a while.
[Students burst out into laughter]
Teacher: What? It’s fun.
-AP Psych
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I never want an apple again
Teacher: Tell me your views on censorship companies [student]. Somebody has to put the fuzz on the apples.
-AP English
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