Young and the Hopeless
Ghetto boy: What’s Barnes and Noble’s? … A restaurant?
-School Library
Add comment February 20, 2009
I don’t think you’re ready yet…
Girl: Is Korea in Europe?
- College orientation
Add comment June 19, 2009
Explicit Content
Lady 1: The Hangover was a pretty funny movie.
Lady 2: I’m still recovering from the naked scenes in Forgetting Sarah Marshall!
-Pool
Add comment June 13, 2009
In between class molestation
“Wow, did you know that guy? Because if not, you just got raped.”
-Hallway
Add comment February 26, 2009
Aisle what?!
Girl 1: You can buy dildos at the grocery store?
Girl 2: What’s a dildo?
-Writing class
Add comment January 7, 2009
Unanswerable question
Girl: Are you talking?
Guy: No, wait, shit, I wasn’t currently but now I am.
-Phone call
Add comment December 20, 2008
Happy holiday
Girl: Does the word holiday have a capital “h”?
-In the cafeteria
Add comment October 25, 2008
Can you be that dumb, like really?
Girl: Uh, do we live in North America?
-Sociology class
Add comment September 24, 2008
Mother knows best
Kid: [responding to his mother] But dad said I have to wear swim shoes to go off the diving board.
Mother: That’s not really a rule, that’s just something your dad said.
-Pool
Add comment July 16, 2008
