Young and the Hopeless

Ghetto boy: What’s Barnes and Noble’s? … A restaurant?

-School Library

February 20, 2009 at 8:00 pm Leave a comment

I don’t think you’re ready yet…

Girl: Is Korea in Europe?

- College orientation

June 19, 2009 at 10:35 pm Leave a comment

Explicit Content

Lady 1: The Hangover was a pretty funny movie.

Lady 2: I’m still recovering from the naked scenes in Forgetting Sarah Marshall!

-Pool

June 13, 2009 at 5:12 pm Leave a comment

In between class molestation

“Wow, did you know that guy? Because if not, you just got raped.”

-Hallway

February 26, 2009 at 9:30 pm Leave a comment

Aisle what?!

Girl 1: You can buy dildos at the grocery store?

Girl 2: What’s a dildo?

-Writing class

January 7, 2009 at 3:51 pm Leave a comment

Unanswerable question

Girl: Are you talking?

Guy: No, wait, shit, I wasn’t currently but now I am.

-Phone call

December 20, 2008 at 5:35 pm Leave a comment

Civil wrongs

Student: The Civil war was in the 60′s, right?

November 26, 2008 at 3:41 pm Leave a comment

Happy holiday

Girl: Does the word holiday have a capital “h”?

-In the cafeteria

October 25, 2008 at 4:07 pm Leave a comment

Can you be that dumb, like really?

Girl: Uh, do we live in North America?

-Sociology class

September 24, 2008 at 4:01 pm Leave a comment

Mother knows best

Kid: [responding to his mother] But dad said I have to wear swim shoes to go off the diving board.

Mother: That’s not really a rule, that’s just something your dad said.

-Pool

July 16, 2008 at 11:28 pm Leave a comment

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Campus Chameleon is a blog of various things we overhear, whether at school, the mall, or the gay bar. If you're curious about who we are, we're a couple of anonymous highschoolers who hear many strange things throughout the day and enjoy blogging about them for the world to see.

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